I've been modifying the text of websites for some time now, trying out various transformations and insertions. What I hadn't thought of doing before now was a complete text transplant. It's easy to do with the tools I've been using for the other transforms, so herewith, The Moby Times - today's edition of The New York Times, only the text is the opening chapter from Moby Dick. The results are interesting and confusing. Looking for the famous opening line? Check the title bar of your browser.