Mr Nyholm - the same guy who had the nerve to suggest I have too much spare time on my hands since I post so much - has donated this story to classy.dk.

Calling this 'culture' is maybe a bit much, but it seems there's a turkish remake of classic trek out there.
Characters have been not so much renamed as respelled so their names make sense in Turkey and one would assume some of the storylines have been suitably turkified. Infinite respect goes to the first commenter to suggest a store location where one can obtain this marvel of kitsch.

Incidentally, the turkish Captain Kirk looks a lot like swedish gay icon Magnus Carlsson, which of course makes for killer Star Trek slash fiction!